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April 2, 2013
Ellen DeGeneres will reprise her role as Dory, the blue fish introduced in 2003’s Finding Nemo, and co-director Andrew Stanton will return to helm Finding Dory as well. We hope you’ve been practicing your Whale. source
Update: For all of those concerned about a possible April Fools’ prank, it’s worth noting that this story wasn’t posted until after the start of normal business hours on April 2. Oh, and Ellen confirmed the news on her show. — Scott @ SFB

Ellen DeGeneres will reprise her role as Dory, the blue fish introduced in 2003’s Finding Nemo, and co-director Andrew Stanton will return to helm Finding Dory as well. We hope you’ve been practicing your Whale. source

Update: For all of those concerned about a possible April Fools’ prank, it’s worth noting that this story wasn’t posted until after the start of normal business hours on April 2. Oh, and Ellen confirmed the news on her show. — Scott @ SFB

13:09 // 1 year ago
September 18, 2012
The Democrats who were watching thought I was going senile, and the Republicans knew I was.
Clint Eastwood • On Ellen Degeneres’ talk show, this afternoon, regarding his now infamous address of an invisible President Obama. During Eastwood’s appearance, the actor also took a moment to re-affirm his support for same-sex marriage, citing his Libertarian beliefs, and told Ellen that believes the government should just “leave everybody alone!” We expect a Chris Crocker mash-up any minute now. source
19:32 // 2 years ago
February 3, 2012
9:53 // 2 years ago
February 14, 2011
From Friday’s Ventura County Star: Note the headline, then note the deck. Especially note the deck. This is the A1 lead story that day. Journalism should be proud. omg, omg, omg, omg, omg, omg, omg, omg! (thanks Adam Griffiths for the heads-up)

From Friday’s Ventura County Star: Note the headline, then note the deck. Especially note the deck. This is the A1 lead story that day. Journalism should be proud. omg, omg, omg, omg, omg, omg, omg, omg! (thanks Adam Griffiths for the heads-up)

12:27 // 3 years ago
December 8, 2010
I’m not a lesbian. I’m not even kind of a lesbian. And the reason why [the rumor] irritates me is because it means that somebody must think I’m lying. That’s number one. Number two … why would you want to hide it? That is not the way I run my life.
Oprah Winfery • Getting teary-eyed at the idea that someone would think she’s a lesbian. Oprah, who said this during a Barbara Walters interview which we’re now going to watch now that she’s said this, got very emotional about the accusations, which have revolved around her friend Gayle King. Here’s the thing, Oprah. Even if you were, it wouldn’t even be that big a deal. Ellen DeGeneres is basically your heir apparent, and she’s been an outed lesbian for like twelve years now. But we understand why the rumors suck. source (viafollow)
21:15 // 3 years ago