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November 28, 2013

Stuff you may have missed: November 28, 2013 (Giving thanks edition)

Marissa Alexander has much to be thankful for today after she was released from a Florida jail while she awaits a retrial. Alexander was sentenced to 20 years in jail in 2012 for firing a warning shot at her estranged husband, a case that led to accusations of a “reverse Trayvon Martin situation” due to Alexander’s self-defense claim.

Thanks, vaccines! With your help, we’ve helped prevent 100 million illnesses since 1924 and simultaneously made Jenny McCarthy irrelevant.

Ashton Kutcher to Demi Moore: Thanks for finalizing our divorce so I can keep dating my ’90s TV girlfriend.

Men’s Wearhouse to Joseph A. Bank: Thanks for not buying us! Now we’ll try to buy you instead.

Want to do Black Friday right? Go to a record store and buy something. Thank us later.

BONUS THANKS: Here’s an linguist’s op-ed linking turkey to Turkey.

18:19 // 10 months ago
October 30, 2013
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13:28 // 1 year ago
August 6, 2013

cnbc:

Ashton Kutcher takes the New York Stock Exchange by storm.

Steve Jobs would scoff at this.

14:47 // 1 year ago
June 21, 2013

popculturebrain:

Trailer: ‘Jobs’ - Aug 16

Directed by Joshua Michael Stern, written by Matthew Whitely, starring Ashton Kutcher, Dermot Mulroney, Josh Gad, Lukas Haas, J.K. Simmons and Matthew Modine.

(via Film Thrasher)

The life of Steve Jobs, as soundtracked by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis. Your take, folks?

(via laughterkey)

13:10 // 1 year ago
December 3, 2012
bestrooftalkever:

hahaha it looks so stupid in EVERY FONT

I don’t like to think of this movie as jOBS, Nick. I like to think of it as “Kutcher in the Rye.”

bestrooftalkever:

hahaha it looks so stupid in EVERY FONT

I don’t like to think of this movie as jOBS, Nick. I like to think of it as “Kutcher in the Rye.”

22:32 // 1 year ago
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May 12, 2012
15:05 // 2 years ago
April 3, 2012

Ashton Kutcher to star in indie film about Steve Jobs’ life: Surprisingly, although this story was originally published on Sunday by Variety, this isn’t an elaborate April Fools’ joke. The film, “Jobs,” will cover the Apple co-founder’s life from the 1970s to the ’90s. Maybe this casting decision makes sense, seeing as Kutcher is one of the more technologically profound members of Hollywood. source

10:30 // 2 years ago
March 20, 2012
I gave Ashton a quick call to congratulate and welcome him. He is as thrilled as we are at the prospect of being among the first to cross the final frontier (and back!) with us and to experience the magic of space for himself.
Richard Branson • Revealing Ashton Kutcher will be one of the first people to fly in space on his Virgin Galactic spacecraft, at a cost of $200,000 a pop. We’ll leave it to you to make a Charlie Sheen joke here.
12:58 // 2 years ago