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September 24, 2012
19:19 • 7 months ago
Stick To Movies: Arnold Schwarzenegger is promoting a new book which reveals details of his affair, with former housekeeper Mildred Baena, and fathering of a child outside of his marriage to Maria Shriver. As if you needed any other reason to avoid this book, besides its author and apparent contents, Schwarzenegger’s new book is called “Total Recall”. Here’s hoping it does better than the recently released reboot. source

Stick To Movies: Arnold Schwarzenegger is promoting a new book which reveals details of his affair, with former housekeeper Mildred Baena, and fathering of a child outside of his marriage to Maria Shriver. As if you needed any other reason to avoid this book, besides its author and apparent contents, Schwarzenegger’s new book is called “Total Recall”. Here’s hoping it does better than the recently released reboot. source

June 21, 2012
10:55 • 11 months ago

soupsoup:

Mitt Romney’s son Matt prank calls him with Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboard 

After you’re done watching this, watch Matt and his brothers get grilled by Conan — an interview which features this amazing clip.

May 18, 2011
22:16 • 2 years ago
brooklynmutt:

Award for dumbest headline of the year goes to ABC News
@jbarro

This one’s pretty bad too, though.

brooklynmutt:

Award for dumbest headline of the year goes to ABC News

@jbarro

This one’s pretty bad too, though.

21:09 • 2 years ago

  • 09/27/97 the birthdate of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s youngest son with wife Maria Shriver
  • 10/02/97 the birthdate of Arnold’s son with his former housemaid; her husband left her three weeks later source

» This makes things even more awkward: According to birth records released regarding Mildred Patricia Baena’s child with the former governor, he was born less than a week after Maria Shriver had a child of her own. The actor has supported the child since his birth. The superstar actor, who is taking this hard, “is doing everything he can to take full responsibility to take all of the spotlight off his children and wife,” according to a CNN source close to Schwarzenegger. Still though, it’s kinda tough to do so with this kind of scandal. This is pretty weird, right?

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11:00 • 2 years ago
Look, we understand that Joy Behar and a bunch of blogs were calling Arnold the “Sperminator” after the revelation he had a love child. But Reuters, you’re better than this. If you want to write something about this, bury it in the 16th paragraph. Don’t put it in the headline.

Look, we understand that Joy Behar and a bunch of blogs were calling Arnold the “Sperminator” after the revelation he had a love child. But Reuters, you’re better than this. If you want to write something about this, bury it in the 16th paragraph. Don’t put it in the headline.

May 17, 2011
12:55 • 2 years ago
Maria Shriver asks for “respect and privacy” after revelations
Maria Shriver breaks her silence: With news of her split from Arnold in part due to his having a child out of wedlock, Maria Shriver has finally broken her silence (at least a little) on the couple’s recent separation. “This is a painful and heartbreaking time,” she said. “As a  mother, my concern is for the children. I ask for compassion, respect  and privacy as my children and I try to rebuild our lives and heal. I  will have no further comment.” source
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Maria Shriver breaks her silence: With news of her split from Arnold in part due to his having a child out of wedlock, Maria Shriver has finally broken her silence (at least a little) on the couple’s recent separation. “This is a painful and heartbreaking time,” she said. “As a mother, my concern is for the children. I ask for compassion, respect and privacy as my children and I try to rebuild our lives and heal. I will have no further comment.” source

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10:11 • 2 years ago
On Arnold Schwarzenegger’s mind-blowing out-of-wedlock bomb
So yeah, that was kind of an atomic bomb of a news story TMZ just dropped, eh? It says a lot that the revelation that Arnold Schwarzenegger had a child out of wedlock would be shocking if he was just a movie star. (Over a decade ago, but still.) Problem is, though, he’s a former California governor, and as a result, the standard is way higher. Plus, he was married to a Kennedy! Anyway, here’s the apology: “I understand and deserve the feelings of anger and disappointment among my friends and family,” he said. “There are no excuses and I take full responsibility for the hurt I have caused. I have apologized to Maria, my children and my family. I am truly sorry.” Considering he’s done with political life, will this hurt his career going forward? Or will his now-revived movie career survive the revelation? (photo via the Port of San Diego’s Flickr page) source
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So yeah, that was kind of an atomic bomb of a news story TMZ just dropped, eh? It says a lot that the revelation that Arnold Schwarzenegger had a child out of wedlock would be shocking if he was just a movie star. (Over a decade ago, but still.) Problem is, though, he’s a former California governor, and as a result, the standard is way higher. Plus, he was married to a Kennedy! Anyway, here’s the apology: “I understand and deserve the feelings of anger and disappointment among my friends and family,” he said. “There are no excuses and I take full responsibility for the hurt I have caused. I have apologized to Maria, my children and my family. I am truly sorry.” Considering he’s done with political life, will this hurt his career going forward? Or will his now-revived movie career survive the revelation? (photo via the Port of San Diego’s Flickr page) source

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May 9, 2011
23:30 • 2 years ago
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Shriver separate: The Kennedys are about to lose its West Coast power couple. The former California governor (best known as a pun-friendly movie star) and his wife (best known for her time with “Dateline NBC”) have been living apart for a few weeks now. “We are continuing to parent our four children together. They are the light and the center of both of our lives,” the couple said in a joint statement, which requested privacy. Arnold has said in the past that the rigors of being the governor of California were tough on his family life, and it shows here. (h/t producermatthew)

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Shriver separate: The Kennedys are about to lose its West Coast power couple. The former California governor (best known as a pun-friendly movie star) and his wife (best known for her time with “Dateline NBC”) have been living apart for a few weeks now. “We are continuing to parent our four children together. They are the light and the center of both of our lives,” the couple said in a joint statement, which requested privacy. Arnold has said in the past that the rigors of being the governor of California were tough on his family life, and it shows here. (h/t producermatthew)

March 31, 2011
17:30 • 2 years ago
The word “Governator” combined two worlds: the world of politics and the movie world. And [this cartoon] brings everything together. It combines the governor, the Terminator, the bodybuilding world, the True Lies
Arnold Schwarzenegger • Speaking about “The Governator,” an upcoming project he’s doing with comic book icon Stan Lee. Slated for release next year, you’ll be able to both buy “The Governator” comic book, and watch “The Governator” cartoon show. The project features Arnold as the protagonist, who after completing his term in office, decides to build a secret crime-fighting base under his home in Brentwood. Two questions: Will this fictional narrative acknowledge the fact that Schwarzenegger was, to be generous, an ineffective (and by the end quite unpopular) governor? And more importantly, when are we going to get the “Comeback Kid” Bill Clinton video game franchise we’ve so passionately desired?  source (viafollow)
February 16, 2011
10:33 • 2 years ago

  • Davis The recalled governor pushed a hiring freeze on the state in 2001, but made some exceptions for certain departments. Those departments hired 6,500 more people in just six months. Oops.
  • Ah-nold During his time in office, he also enforced a hiring freeze, but allowed exceptions for state workers approved by the governor’s office – around 10,000 of them in his final year of office.
  • Brown Now, Jerry Brown plans to do the same thing – with the same loophole as Schwarzenegger. Stop us if you think you’ve heard this one before. Actually, we’ll just stop ourselves. source

» One thing Brown won’t be doing, though: The California governor quietly killed a lawsuit put in by Schwarzenegger that would have cut state worker pay to minimum wage during unresolved budget crises. Brown’s office, however, didn’t make a big deal about this. It’s also worth noting that the hiring freeze contains no specifics in terms of how much it’ll actually save.

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January 16, 2011
15:53 • 2 years ago
In all it is probably more than $200 million. But I’m not sorry. It was more than worth it.
Arnold Schwarzenegger • Explaining the overall cost for him to be the California governor. We’re not exactly sure how that cost breaks down, but we’re guessing it has something to do with the number of movies he had to turn down while playing politician. That said, though, he notes that the bigger cost was what it did to his family. “There is a lot there that needs to be repaired,” he said. He noted that he was better about it in his second term than his first, but during that first term, he would leave home for weeks at a time. At least you weren’t recalled. source (viafollow)
October 20, 2010
12:45 • 2 years ago

The video speaks for itself, so we’ll keep our commentary brief: this is one of the most effective campaign ads we’ve ever seen. Absolutely brutal. Keep in mind, Californians really, really don’t like Schwarzenegger (he’s got a 28% approval rating as of last month). source

October 2, 2010
13:51 • 2 years ago

  • 3 months without a budget, but with a lot of tightrope, in California source

» Keeping it under wraps: Legislative officials plan to reveal the details of the plan later this week but are currently keeping it hush-hush. You guys have already had to wait since July 1 for a firm budget plan, so what’s a few more days? You bastards are so impatient.

 

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