Coldplay’s new album, Mylo Xyloto, is out October 24 via Capitol. We don’t know what Mylo Xyloto means, either.
Clearly it means, “Second-generation U2 who only had one decent song named ‘Yellow,’” Pitchfork. EDIT: Apologies to any Coldplay fans offended by our take on Coldplay. Nothing personal, we just REALLY disliked “Clocks” back in 2004.
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