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Coldplay’s new album, Mylo Xyloto, is out October 24 via Capitol. We don’t know what Mylo Xyloto means, either.

Clearly it means, “Second-generation U2 who only had one decent song named ‘Yellow,’” Pitchfork. EDIT: Apologies to any Coldplay fans offended by our take on Coldplay. Nothing personal, we just REALLY disliked “Clocks” back in 2004.

pitchfork:

Coldplay’s new album, Mylo Xyloto, is out October 24 via Capitol. We don’t know what Mylo Xyloto means, either.

Clearly it means, “Second-generation U2 who only had one decent song named ‘Yellow,’” Pitchfork. EDIT: Apologies to any Coldplay fans offended by our take on Coldplay. Nothing personal, we just REALLY disliked “Clocks” back in 2004.

August 12, 2011 // 10:27 // 3 years ago
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  1. keepyoureyesonrightahead reblogged this from rxxxthless and added:
    who cares?! it’s going to be amazing. Coldplay is the best.
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  3. loveisallyouneedislove reblogged this from pitchfork and added:
    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!! Mostly excited b/c I know most of the songs on here will be awesometacular after hearing...
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  6. kaori-helloeveryone reblogged this from pitchfork and added:
    Coldplay
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  10. lcdrennan reblogged this from pitchfork and added:
    So, so incredibly excited. Coldplay continues to color my life with their brilliant songs.
  11. animalnoises reblogged this from pitchfork and added:
    UHHHUHUHUUHUHUHHHUH. Be still my beating heart.
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  18. boogaboo20 reblogged this from pitchfork and added:
    Can’t fukkin wait.! Awesomeness waiting to be unleashed!
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  21. floatinginbasicspace reblogged this from pitchfork and added:
    Coldplay was my first “favorite band” and my first concert…which means I’m really excited for this.
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  27. vklj reblogged this from pitchfork and added:
    This is a lot worse than “Every Teardrop is a Waterfall” but yeah I’ll probably get it anyway.
  28. candystar23 reblogged this from pitchfork and added:
    :D