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February 10, 2013
09:04 • 4 months ago
breakingnews:

Chris Brown totals Porsche, says he was being chased by paparazzi
CNN: Singer Chris Brown totaled his car while being “ruthlessly pursued by paparazzi,” his representative said.Beverly Hills police said Brown crashed his black Porsche into a wall Saturday afternoon. “Brown stated that he was being chased by paparazzi, causing him to lose control of his vehicle,” police said in a statement.
The crash follows last month’s death of a photographer who was killed in traffic after taking pictures of Justin Bieber’s Ferrari.
Photo: Chris Brown poses in the media room at the BET Awards in Los Angeles on June 26, 2011. (Jason Merritt / Getty Images)

Basically, Chris Brown should avoid leaving the house between Friday evening and Monday morning. Nothing good comes from his weekends.

breakingnews:

Chris Brown totals Porsche, says he was being chased by paparazzi

CNN: Singer Chris Brown totaled his car while being “ruthlessly pursued by paparazzi,” his representative said.

Beverly Hills police said Brown crashed his black Porsche into a wall Saturday afternoon. “Brown stated that he was being chased by paparazzi, causing him to lose control of his vehicle,” police said in a statement.

The crash follows last month’s death of a photographer who was killed in traffic after taking pictures of Justin Bieber’s Ferrari.

Photo: Chris Brown poses in the media room at the BET Awards in Los Angeles on June 26, 2011. (Jason Merritt / Getty Images)

Basically, Chris Brown should avoid leaving the house between Friday evening and Monday morning. Nothing good comes from his weekends.

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  1. thatgreendalek reblogged this from breakingnews
  2. dreamerofspace reblogged this from breakingnews and added:
    Apparently, this qualifies as news.
  3. christopheric reblogged this from shortformblog and added:
    I hope the car is okay. :( :(
  4. recursiveselfimprovement reblogged this from shortformblog and added:
    He should avoid leaving the house altogether.
  5. cynthiahasatumblr reblogged this from shortformblog
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  7. themoosebody reblogged this from breakingnews and added:
    Chris Brown might have made a deal with the devil.
  8. danman808 reblogged this from breakingnews
  9. meximomsa reblogged this from breakingnews and added:
    Truth or fiction??
  10. exo7ron reblogged this from breakingnews and added:
    Why is this breaking news worthy??
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  13. lonely-pizzas reblogged this from rapewhistled
  14. twistedmisconception reblogged this from breakingnews and added:
    NOBODY CARES. IT’S A SHAME HE DIDN’T TOTAL HIS HEAD.
  15. shortformblog reblogged this from breakingnews and added:
    should avoid leaving...house between Friday evening and Monday morning. Nothing good comes...
  16. drake2012 reblogged this from breakingnews and added:
    Haha idiot!
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