In case Keith Olbermann needs a subject for his rinky-dink, low-rent “Worst Persons in the World” segment, he couldn’t go wrong with Dr. Wendy Walsh, who in this CNN clip claimed that atheists “die first” in survival situations. While the clip itself is awful, this YouTube comment is great: “Very true, just the other day I was being chased by a bear. Then I realized I should stop and pray. I did just that, then Jesus came down, killed the bear and said ‘Hey see you again on May 21, or December 12th, or some other time, I haven’t quite decided yet.’ I said ‘Sweet, I’ll bring the water, you make the wine’ Then he rode a flying donkey into heaven while waving the American flag chanting ‘USA USA USA!’ I’d like to see THAT happen to an atheist.” So true …
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