We're starting a campaign to publicly call out John Farley and Charles Noah Pendrack for being the biggest whiners in the state of New Jersey. Here's why.

[Lawyer Stephen] DeNittis said both plaintiffs — John Farley, of Evesham and Charles Noah Pendrack, of Ocean City — came to him after reading last week about the short sandwiches.

DeNittis is asking for compensatory damages for his client and a change in Subway’s practices.

The Milford, Conn.-based firm should either make sure its sandwiches measure a full foot or stop advertising them as such.

Most people can handle the fact that occasionally Subway’s bread bakes a little shorter than a foot. But not these guys. John Farley and Charles Noah Pendrack, stick to Jersey Mike’s, for everyone’s sanity.