Venti Size Me: This Seattle woman, real name Beautiful Existence, plans to eat nothing but Starbucks for a full year. She’s really going to be sick of the breakfast sandwiches by around March. (ht Gawker)
Isn’t this everyone from seattle?
I found her Facebook. :I Oh lord why?
It’s like a frigging real-life episode of Portlandia. Wut.
That’s a lot of stars I guess
She’s going to change her legal name by the end of the year If she don’t go broke first
We’ve gone beyond ‘hipster’. We need something new to express just how….
“That’s going to cost a lot of money” Well, it will. Who wants to eat nothing but Starbucks for a year? That’s nothing...
Look at that goddamn special snowflake of a hipster.
It’s like Supersize Me, but it ends in bankruptcy from spending that much on fucking coffee.
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