Short version: Richard Branson’s his uncle and Mr. Rocknroll works as “Head of Marketing Promotion and Astronaut Experience” for Virgin Galactic. Uncle Rich also introduced him to Kate Winslet. You need no further explanation.
I fully expect this...end with him hijacking the first Infinite Improbability Drive. There...
KATE WINSLET GOT REMARRIED????Noooooooooooo
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