Ben Affleck is not running for Congress, so evidently my letter to Santa Claus got lost in transit.
Screw it. There is nothing left to live for.
he may as well have wanked off and filmed it
Let me know when Scarlett Johansson and Anne Hathaway run for office so I can make sure I’m registered to vote in their...
i’m pretty sure Gillette was counting on him to max out the state’s budget on gel
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