Max Headroom: Andy Rooney schools us on why e-books suck

Andy Rooney is a national treasure. May nobody take away his physical books and replace them with an Amazon Kindle. He thinks that they’re better than jelly donuts, even. And we all know how good jelly donuts are, guys. They’re about as good as hearing a curmudgeonly old kook do his thang. (Editor’s note: Sorry we haven’t done these lately! We’re making up for it tonight!)