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March 3, 2011
18:01 • 2 years ago
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rachelinbrooklyn: Ken Jennings jokes: He has political insights: Chuck Schumer (D-NY) and Harry Reid (D-NV) both called me back personally in 2004 to try to get me to run for Orrin Hatch’s Senate seat. I am not making this up. Win on a game show and you can apparently run for the US Senate. That was when I realized the Democratic Party was f@#$ed in ‘04. He shares self-deprecating Mormon humor: 1. Christina Aguilera was born Mormon. Not our finest effort …. 5. My Sunday school teacher, when I was a Mormon teen, once memorably advised us that “There’s nothing more overrated than sex, and nothing more underrated than a good bowel movement.” It totally worked … I don’t remember a single other sermon from when I was a kid, but I think about this guy exactly once a day, and then again once a week. - Daily Intel This is easily the funniest thing we’ve read today.

rachelinbrooklyn:

Ken Jennings jokes:

He has political insights:

Chuck Schumer (D-NY) and Harry Reid (D-NV) both called me back personally in 2004 to try to get me to run for Orrin Hatch’s Senate seat.

I am not making this up. Win on a game show and you can apparently run for the US Senate. That was when I realized the Democratic Party was f@#$ed in ‘04.

He shares self-deprecating Mormon humor:

1. Christina Aguilera was born Mormon. Not our finest effort ….

5. My Sunday school teacher, when I was a Mormon teen, once memorably advised us that “There’s nothing more overrated than sex, and nothing more underrated than a good bowel movement.” It totally worked … I don’t remember a single other sermon from when I was a kid, but I think about this guy exactly once a day, and then again once a week.

- Daily Intel

This is easily the funniest thing we’ve read today.

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