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Six reasons you should never eat Papa John’s pizza
1) The pizza is terrible. 2) The guy above wants to raise prices and cut worker hours as a result of Obamacare. 3) They mass-text-spammed people in the middle of the night, leading to a $250 million class-action lawsuit. 4) “Papa John” Schnatter owns this house. 5) They don’t have lava cakes. 6) Namesake competitor Jimmy John’s is bringing back sprouts soon, and they deliver, too. (EDIT: Though, as it turns out, #2 applies to Jimmy John as well.)

Six reasons you should never eat Papa John’s pizza

1) The pizza is terrible. 2) The guy above wants to raise prices and cut worker hours as a result of Obamacare. 3) They mass-text-spammed people in the middle of the night, leading to a $250 million class-action lawsuit. 4) “Papa John” Schnatter owns this house. 5) They don’t have lava cakes. 6) Namesake competitor Jimmy John’s is bringing back sprouts soon, and they deliver, too. (EDIT: Though, as it turns out, #2 applies to Jimmy John as well.)

November 13, 2012 // 22:57 // 1 year ago
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  4. thunderwingmatrix reblogged this from tanjents and added:
    Great post, except reason #2 is likely wrong. Papa Douche probably planned to raise prices & cut workers regardless of...
  5. punsta5 reblogged this from speakerforthetrees and added:
    i love papa johns pizza :( :( :(. i’m an awful human being. with awful taste buds.
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    (via TumbleOn)
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  9. jasminemcatee said: Don’t forget Jimmy John’s owner hunting exotic animals and posing with them.
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  12. heroineyess said: Also, Jimmy Johns founder hunts endangered animals for sport
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  14. neeseydoll reblogged this from shortformblog and added:
    It will be sad to have to cut out all douchebags when they start to surface like this one. But hey, you don’t need my...
  15. twolightsabovethesea reblogged this from speakerforthetrees and added:
    Moral of the story: buy a good frozen (organic/vegan) pizza or make your own (vegan!) pizza and don’t give these guys...
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  17. speakerforthetrees reblogged this from shortformblog and added:
    Well here’s a reason not to eat at Jimmy John’s :) (Warning dead animals)
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  19. bryanthephotogeek reblogged this from drawing-bored and added:
    As someone who dated a guy who worked at Domino’s, and frequently ate the food, the lava cakes are not worth it either....
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    say about this… these guys are huge dicks. I’m sorry you will only be making only absurd amounts instead
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