it’s like i broke up with obama and he’s not taking it well
Snorting
He keeps saying it’s the absolute last time he’s going to ask me to dinner and it keeps being a lie.
You think Obama’s bad? Biden wants to take me out for a cup of coffee.

And Michelle was having trouble getting a birthday card signed.

You’d think she’d leave me alone after that, but …

So much pressure.
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