stfuconservatives:

paper-is-patient:

sharkinthedungeon:

it’s like i broke up with obama and he’s not taking it well

Snorting

He keeps saying it’s the absolute last time he’s going to ask me to dinner and it keeps being a lie.

You think Obama’s bad? Biden wants to take me out for a cup of coffee.

And Michelle was having trouble getting a birthday card signed.

You’d think she’d leave me alone after that, but …

So much pressure.

(Source: tockthewatchdog)