The story you’ve been waiting for: A story about how a pirate-themed bar got ruined by a reality TV host (who attempted to turn it into a “Corporate Bar,” whatever that is), with the changes so disliked by everyone involved that the owner of the bar changed his mind at the last second (despite $250,000 in renovations), and brought the pirates back. Among the anecdotes: A bit about a one-eyed employee who found the perfect match, job-wise, before this reality TV bozo came along. “Piratz Tavern” kept the pirates. “Bar Rescue” got the boot.
Yes, I’m sure that all of the people working in Silver Spring really wanted to go to a bar that threw the fact that...
Arrr! Read our story about the horrors of the Corporate Bar.
This place always seemed...top, but now I’m curious.
Oh fuck, so hyped for the return of Bar Rescue
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