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October 4, 2011

14:40 • 1 year ago

Tags: apple warm bath of sadness wall street journal stocks metaphors iphone 38 • Permalink

Today in overwrought headlines: This. “Apple Shares Slide Into Warm Bath of Sadness.” Great work, WSJ.

Today in overwrought headlines: This. “Apple Shares Slide Into Warm Bath of Sadness.” Great work, WSJ.

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“warm bath of sadness” — But really, Apple. You usually do so well with press releases. Arguably, it wasn’t your fault....
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Stupid Apple! Now what am I supposed to do with all these shares? Garbage I tell you!
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best headline ever
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I dont care, getting the 4s anyway. It would have been cool to get a new form factor though!
minusmanhattan said: I can’t believe that’s from the WSJ. hahahaha. Also: not hahahaha (I own AAPL).
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