Today in overwrought headlines: This. “Apple Shares Slide Into Warm Bath of Sadness.” Great work, WSJ.
“warm bath of sadness” — But really, Apple. You usually do so well with press releases. Arguably, it wasn’t your fault....
Stupid Apple! Now what am I supposed to do with all these shares? Garbage I tell you!
best headline ever
I dont care, getting the 4s anyway. It would have been cool to get a new form factor though!
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