Wait, Herman Cain won a straw poll in Florida? How the hell did that happen?

Did he give voters a free pizza with their vote? In all seriousness, though, looks like we need to eat our words … with Crazy Bread and a swig of some of that 999 Plan energy drink. Rick Perry came in second by a wide margin, which is a very bad showing for him considering his early hype.

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trxfreely answered: message to Perry; message to Christie; s.o.s.
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I’m really hoping this is just because of FL’s proximity to GA or something
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meesquared answered: Hanging chads.
coffeeatmidnight answered: I love herman cain. “if 10% is good enough for God, 9% is good enough for the Federal Government.” WIN!
catherinefuentes answered: :)
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zachvaughn answered: And yet another meaningless straw poll done. Just remember McCain only won 5 straw polls.
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reventada answered: wtf florida
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nslayton said: As a college student, I can say pizza goes a long way…
lollie-lulu answered: Godammit! The remnant effects of the Colbert Bump! Stephen needs to be more careful where he points it! It’s mighty powerful!!
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whobutwbstilwell answered: I think the fact that he was there at the convention may have had something to do with it.
politicoid answered: Because he’s not just another politician. Though his social views are still a little too far to the right with utilizing government control
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