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June 27, 2014
It is widely known Rep. Frank D. Lucas is no longer alive and has been displayed by a look alike. Rep. Lucas’ look alike was depicted as sentenced on a white stage in southern Ukraine on or about Jan. 11, 2011.
Failed Oklahoma congressional candidate Tim Murray • Accusing his rival, Frank D. Lucas, of being a plant, and saying that, for that reason, he plans to contest the primary results. In other words, he’s batshit insane.
16:31 // 1 month ago
How about no

How about no

13:46 // 1 month ago
June 26, 2014
Ironically, because of the protest, some people reported difficulty hailing cabs.
Downtown D.C. traffic gridlocked as taxi drivers protest Uber, Lyft, Sidecar,” The Washington Post
16:16 // 1 month ago

The worst possible place to find out your missing son has been found alive: In the middle of a Nancy Grace interview.

11:50 // 1 month ago
June 25, 2014
Well, at least the protesters didn’t ask for $3 billion dollars.
Side note: This is the kind of protest you’d expect this made-up guy to be at.

Well, at least the protesters didn’t ask for $3 billion dollars.

Side note: This is the kind of protest you’d expect this made-up guy to be at.

17:34 // 1 month ago
We hold that under the Due Process and Equal Protection Clauses of the United States Constitution, those who wish to marry a person of the same sex are entitled to exercise the same fundamental right as is recognized for persons who wish to marry a person of the opposite sex.
A federal appeals court in Denver, in a 2-1 decision upholding a lower court ruling finding Utah’s same-sex marriage ban unconstitutional and setting up a likely Supreme Court battle. This is a really big day for court decisions.
12:42 // 1 month ago
We cannot deny that our decision today will have an impact on the ability of law enforcement to combat crime. Privacy comes at a cost.
Chief Justice John Roberts • On the court’s unanimous decision to block police officers from accessing a phone without a warrant during an arrest. This is a huge win on the privacy front.
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June 24, 2014

Public service announcement re: Clickhole

the-war-outsideourdoor says: If you’re acting like an idiot and making a scene, of course they are going to kick you out. Good riddance, idiot.  

» SFB says: Clickhole is a satire site created by the folks from The Onion. — Ernie @ SFB

(Source: shortformblog)

22:13 // 1 month ago