Offbeat: The worst version of national anthem we’ve ever heard in our lives
- Oh, say, can you fix our speakers (and eardrums) after being forced to listen to this godawful rendition of the National Anthem? This goes beyond being bad and into a realm of violence against the listener.


Eleven seconds in and I feel assaulted already.
pure, unmitigated torture. Dick Cheney approves.
pure, unmitigated torture. Dick Cheney approves.