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Posted on October 31, 2009 | tags

 
 

Offbeat: The “vampire cough”: What hip swine-flu infected kids are doing

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  • Ever try sucking your own blood? Especially if you’re sick? That’s what the Miami-Dade Health Department is suggesting to kids going trick-or-treating tonight. Basically, they want kids to cough/sneeze into their elbows to protect other kids from swine flu germs. We think this is terrible advice, because one of these kids is going to be a vampire and draw their own blood. And if they do have swine flu, that little piggy’s gonna run through their bloodstream even quicker. A better bet would to come up with a last-second swine flu costume. This little piggy went to get some candy. This little piggy didn’t stay home. source
 
  • http://swineflureader.com swine flu symptoms

    A bunch of snotty kids with swine flu symptoms swarming around my door screaming for more sugar scares the HELL out of me. I got a animal trainer gun loaded with some fish tranqualizer at my front door.

  • http://swineflureader.com swine flu symptoms

    A bunch of snotty kids with swine flu symptoms swarming around my door screaming for more sugar scares the HELL out of me. I got a animal trainer gun loaded with some fish tranqualizer at my front door.

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