Oh God, I can’t sleep; why did I get this ultra-posh Chicago apartment?

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Posted on April 22, 2009 | tags

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And why are these stupid lawyers always working in the middle of the night? I spent $900 grand on this. Shoot me now. source

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Radix

Spent all that money on a condo and can’t buy some blinds.
Radix

Spent all that money on a condo and can’t buy some blinds.
Denise

Yeah, that’s retarded.
When I got my first apartment along with my first night copy desk job, my bedroom window faced due east.
I found inexpensive hotel-grade light-blocking shades at Home Depot. My sleep was never interrupted.
Denise

Yeah, that’s retarded.
When I got my first apartment along with my first night copy desk job, my bedroom window faced due east.
I found inexpensive hotel-grade light-blocking shades at Home Depot. My sleep was never interrupted.