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Posted on November 27, 2009 | tags

 
 

Culture: Tiger’s model wife knows how to use a golf club, too

  • She smashed open a window with a golf club to get him out of his SUV. After Tiger crashed his car last night, Elin Nordegren pulled him out of the car herself. He was laying in the street when police found him. Best. Story. Detail. Ever. source

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  • dreciferous

    Here’s what happened: Alcohol was reportedly not involved, despite the incident occurring at 2:30am. Elin and Tiger obviously had a fight about the pictures from the current National Enquirer showing him with some slutty tart out in public. She was chasing him WITH the golf club (I’m sure there was one or two handy), causing him to run into a fire hydrant and then a tree. It’s so obvious! Why he would ever cheat on her, I will never know.

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  • dreciferous

    Here’s what happened: Alcohol was reportedly not involved, despite the incident occurring at 2:30am. Elin and Tiger obviously had a fight about the pictures from the current National Enquirer showing him with some slutty tart out in public. She was chasing him WITH the golf club (I’m sure there was one or two handy), causing him to run into a fire hydrant and then a tree. It’s so obvious! Why he would ever cheat on her, I will never know.

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