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She smashed open a window with a golf club to get him out of his SUV. After Tiger crashed his car last night, Elin Nordegren pulled him out of the car herself. He was laying in the street when police found him. Best. Story. Detail. Ever. source

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dreciferous says:

November 28, 2009 at 5:12 am

Here’s what happened: Alcohol was reportedly not involved, despite the incident occurring at 2:30am. Elin and Tiger obviously had a fight about the pictures from the current National Enquirer showing him with some slutty tart out in public. She was chasing him WITH the golf club (I’m sure there was one or two handy), causing him to run into a fire hydrant and then a tree. It’s so obvious! Why he would ever cheat on her, I will never know.
shortformblog says:

November 28, 2009 at 9:22 am

http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-...

TMZ agrees with you.
dreciferous says:

November 28, 2009 at 10:12 am

Here’s what happened: Alcohol was reportedly not involved, despite the incident occurring at 2:30am. Elin and Tiger obviously had a fight about the pictures from the current National Enquirer showing him with some slutty tart out in public. She was chasing him WITH the golf club (I’m sure there was one or two handy), causing him to run into a fire hydrant and then a tree. It’s so obvious! Why he would ever cheat on her, I will never know.
shortformblog says:

November 28, 2009 at 2:22 pm

http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-...

TMZ agrees with you.

Cool links!