Admittedly so, I write this note with a sort of prosaic ignorance that I would give a 3rd grade son of mine. Seriously, I am more drunk than I could possibly try to be, and with ignorant defense claim no responsibility (in all fairness I repose to be the correct in point in the situation).

But the fact of the matter is simple: Bollywood has finally met Hollywood. Ironic, isn’t it? My spell check understands Bollywood little more than it understands Obama. Yet this is the future: in much the same way that the insolent republicans have levied for another chance at the 2008 presidency, Hollywood thought it would win another Oscar. Yet it is not the case; affirmative competition has given rise to a new creed of reckless creativity that, although senselessly born out of disparity and formulaic film chemistry, proves to be enough to garnish the WIN.

A testament to human society precedes the point that not be mentioned: the actuality is that it won out of an unyielding, unsubstantiated necessity for a refreshing optimistic film. Screw that. And you? Seriously, Bollywood. This year was nothing more than an acceptance that you actually exist. For years a country of 1.2 billion people was proven to be nothing more than a breeding ground for ill-English speaking fools and a cast system reminiscent of ancient times.

So you win. Congrats. You did something my intelligent 3rd grader could do. Will we even hear a mention of you next year Bollywood? HA! No. Unfortunate as it is, it is a testament to the ignorant instability that resides in the uncertainty of the world. I use that word a lot: ignorant. And yet it resounds with a level of apathy that I wish I could place on a better suited nominee. A shame it is. But it offers the world a chance. And I welcome you.