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September 10, 2014

jtotheizzoe:

staff:

Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined.

Ready? 

Yes, you are, and we’re ready to help you.

(Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service providers have to treat all traffic equally. If they choose wrong, then the internet where anyone can start a website for any reason at all, the internet that’s been so momentous, funny, weird, and surprising—that internet could cease to exist. Here’s your chance to preserve a beautiful thing.)

Don’t just scroll past this.

So you don’t scroll past this, here’s a relevant animated GIF to underline the point:

STOP. Hammer time.

14:49 // 1 week ago
September 9, 2014
savagemike:

Features Of The New Apple Watch

"Discreet, but not so discreet that anyone would mistake it for a regular watch"

savagemike:

Features Of The New Apple Watch

"Discreet, but not so discreet that anyone would mistake it for a regular watch"

15:49 // 1 week ago
September 8, 2014
20:29 // 1 week ago
You are not safe. You need to get out of where you are as soon as possible before these people harm you. Thank you for inventing Bitcoin.
Someone appears to have hacked Bitcoin creator Satoshi Nakamoto’s account on the PHP Foundation website, leading to a cryptic message claiming that the anonymous enigma has been doxxed. (Nakamoto first posted his idea for Bitcoin on the site back in 2009, then disappeared shortly thereafter.) Clearly, Leah McGrath Goodman did it.
20:11 // 1 week ago
11:27 // 1 week ago
If you have a friend who likes pasta and breadsticks, open up this page around 3 p.m. today and buy them a six-week pass for never-ending pasta for $100 from Olive Garden. If you like pasta and breadsticks, purchase it, but only on the condition that you start an Instagram account where you take a picture of every order of breadsticks you get.

If you have a friend who likes pasta and breadsticks, open up this page around 3 p.m. today and buy them a six-week pass for never-ending pasta for $100 from Olive Garden. If you like pasta and breadsticks, purchase it, but only on the condition that you start an Instagram account where you take a picture of every order of breadsticks you get.

11:10 // 1 week ago
September 4, 2014

I can’t think of a better way to honor a biting comedic icon like Joan Rivers, who died today at 81, than to post this clip of her preparing to have sex with Louis C.K. “It’s for your sake, not for mine.”

You will be missed, Joan.

15:35 // 1 week ago
September 3, 2014
21:12 // 2 weeks ago
As soon I started to move it, she just full force, blasted the seat back, right on the laptop, almost shattered the screen. My laptop came flying onto my lap.
James Beach, the man who used the “Knee Defender” on a reclining airline passenger and caused a plane to divert its flight path, tells his side of the story.
15:16 // 2 weeks ago
The 12-day, round-the-clock marathon, which also included the two-hour 2007 theatrical movie, produced ratings about three times as high as executives at the channel expected.

‘The Simpsons’ Marathon Lifts Ratings for Fledgling FXX Network

What we learned today: People love watching repeats of shows that have been airing in syndication for decades.

12:44 // 2 weeks ago